WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALMOST JUNE I’M STILL FAT

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

umbralillium:

creepstal:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to figure out which one I’m leaning towards.